Say WHAT?

I’ve got Jury Duty this week, so in honor of democracy I’m leaving you all with a CONTEST to win the book The Audacity of Hope  by President Barack Obama!  Seriously, even if you’re not a fan, you may as well find out what our President’s got between his ears.

All you have to do is read through the most common google searches that lead people to my blog, and guess which one I made up myself.  Of course I didn’t come up with this idea on my own – I stole it from my friend Kia!  I had to prepare myself for being around liars and cheats in court, so I’m sure she’ll forgive me. 


1.   andrea needs    needs…..? what? what do I need?  and why do so many people care? 
2.   sweetlife arizona
3.   puppy shots 
4.   sweet friendly quotes life     are you translating your search from another language?
5.   tweaker capital

6.   meth capital of california
7.   doudou et compagnie
8.   redneck fashion
9.   meth capital of us
10. meth capital of the us

11. overalls, men, fashion 2009  someone actually cares about men’s overall fashion?
12. do pygmy goats stink         answer: only if they’ve still got their balls. 
13. miracle cure       yes, I said wine was my miracle cure – not what you were expecting?
14. life sugar sure is sweet
15. what little girls are made of mean   some little girls are made of mean, I’m sure

16. meth capital
17. littlegirls       space bars are so over-rated
18. dog poop stains and stucco     what was your dog doing with his ass up on the stucco?
19. biggest bossy 2009
20. where is the meth capital united states      thinking of relocating? 

21. sweet anal   holy… what?  I HOPE you didn’t find what you were looking for, here.
22. poop in her panties uti     I think you’re looking at the wrong hole for problems
23. baby teacup pygmy goats
24. felt food by andrea edwards    you felt my food?  What kind of fetish is THAT? 
25. cornstarch and pee pee burning   here’s a suggestion: don’t put cornstarch up your wahoo.

26. rash on daughters leg and butt      I feel your pain, truly
27. daily close one ounce of silver from jan. 1 through february 19, 2009   
28. blog sweet model
29. little girls    So many “little girl” searches.  It’s starting to skeeve me out.  Quit it, pervs.
30. sweet hpt boys jean jacket       I’d never wear it, even if it WAS sweet, for fear of looking like a victim of redneck fashion.

And…. the award for most frequently googled topic goes to meth capital!  Apparently people really, really want to know where it is.  To keep their distance or move a little closer to their own kind, who the hell knows!

Good luck!