My husband and I had an interesting conversation by the pool yesterday afternoon.
Him: Hey! Get your hands off my ho’!
Me: What, I can’t touch your ho’?
Him: No, the ho’ is mine.
Me: I’m your wife. You should share your ho’ with me.
Him: Sorry to break it to you, babe, but you’re no good at ho’ing around the pool.
Me: Can’t you teach me to ho’ around the pool? I’m willing to learn.
Him: I’m not sure you’ve got what it takes.
Me: Come on, ho’ing can’t be that hard.
Him: You’d be surprised. It’s all in the technique.
Me: I’m sure your ho’ and I can figure out how to get along. Get out of here.
As soon as his head was turned, I beat that ho’ into the ground.
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OMG that is so funny. Thanks for a great laugh 🙂
Ha! Ho’ – did I ever tell you about the time a commenter called me a “hoe”? Yeah, those were the days.
You tell that ho’ who’s boss, now, hear? 🙂
Next time give him a slap then snatch his ho and run off with it. Sell it on ebay!
If I were you, I’d leave him with his ho. Yeah, you might have to share him with the ho, but in the end it will help you meet your needs too.
Ha! You all are crazy out there in the meth capital of California!!!
Deathly funny but also slightly disturbing. Because you don’t seem to have got it. You should be saying “sure, honey” and lounging with a martini by the pool while you admire his muscles glistening in the sunlight. Or something.
(I’ve heard that’s what y’all do in California. Martinis by the pool, that is.)
😉
I think someone was smiling when they named that tool.
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