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What’s UP?

I would have given my right arm, in my youth, to wake up with my bangs sticking up off my head.  A little tease here and there, a few squirts of White Rain and I’d be set.  Life really would have been perfect if it happened to occur on picture day.  The key to this astonishing feat: have a baby.  Shortly thereafter, tiny hairs will begin to sprout and stick up all over.  Jeremy thinks it’s hilarious that I have to clip my bangs down every morning when I get out of the shower in order to avoid the craziness that lasts ALL DAY no matter how high I set my flat iron.  Oh, but when I forget… GAHHH!  No balloon tricks here, people – that is ALL NATURAL!
                                                     

One reply on “What’s UP?”

OK: that is not a pregnant thing, that is a getting older thing. “Little hair” started growing on my scalp around 28 and just recently stopped, so have fun with that and welcome to the porcupine era of your life.

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