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Marriage Ranch Life

An extra helping of Lurve

This morning, while the girls and I were still sleeping, Jeremy went out to “do the deed” because the little baby goat is not getting any better.  We don’t own any guns, not even for slaughtering purposes – so he had to either slit its throat or club it.  He thought clubbing it would be less messy, but… he just couldn’t do it.  Especially with the mama standing there watching, all hopeful, which she does every time we check on her.  Talk about guilt.  So he thought awhile.  Then he helped the goat up, “wheelbarrow style” and wouldn’t you know – the little goat can get around that way.  Nursed and everything.  But neither of us can spend our days wheelbarrowing a little goat around, so Jeremy decided he’s going to build the goat a wheelchair.  You know, like those dog ones.

When he came in and told me, I was overcome with such a feeling of love for him.  Extra, new love.  It seems like, every time I’ve got him all neatly compressed in his appointed pigeon hole, he surprises me.  If you know me at all, you know I am a bleeding heart.  And if you’re Jeremy, you’ve grown accustomed to doing all the icky “ranch things” MY way.  Which is to say, with the utmost respect and love for living things.  And for those of you who don’t know this – that is NOT the standard.  That it was Jeremy, not me, who thought it would be a good idea to put a goat in a wheelchair?  I can’t even explain how it makes me feel. 

I googled “dog wheelchairs” – did you know they are really freaking expensive?  I found this on e-bay, and it is made out of PVC PIPE and STRAPS, which, being plumbers, we’ve got a little bit of that stuff hanging around.  Jeremy’s going to work on making a prototype this afternoon.



So.  No, that little goat is never going to make us any money -never be sold, never going to breed.  It’s going to just live out its days here, and we’re going to be perfectly happy about that.

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Kids

You got a Fast Car

                            

If this doesn’t take you way back, then you never
cut a hole out of the toe of your flourescent sock
and made a dress for your barbie with a rubber
band for a belt.

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Ranch Life

Max

I love my dog, Max.  He chose me to be his ‘mom’ in July of 2001, when I was going to the pound daily for about 3 weeks, looking for our dog (Rosebud) who got lost on the 4th of July.  He was the only dog there who didn’t bark or jump up at the cage door.  He just sat there, with his sad little Saint Bernard eyes and would tilt his head at me, every time.  After a few days of this (and of not finding Rosebud) I mentioned to the pound employee that I was surprised the dog was still there.  His reply was that several people had shown an interest in him, but unfortunately no one had adopted him and he was scheduled to be put down.  My heart was already broken about my own dog, and knowing that this other dog was going to be put down just broke it even more.  So I begged, begged Jeremy to just come down and meet him.  We spent about an hour in the yard at the pound, and we were both impressed with his demeanor.  He wasn’t neutered yet and it was the weekend, so we had to wait until Monday afternoon to pick him up from the vet’s.  I spent the entire time picking out a name for him – my sister suggested Travis, I had a list a mile long and I don’t even remember what was on it.  Jeremy and I had recently watched The Gladiator and he wanted to go with the name Maximus.  So it stuck.  Upon picking him up, we learned he weighed 65 pounds.  A month later, he weighed 80 pounds!  So for awhile there I called him Maxi-moose.  He healed my broken heart, although I still to this day cry when I think about Rosebud.  Time went on and we ended up with two more dogs, Yellow Labs – Cage and Tank.  Why we ended up with both of them is a bit of a story, but this is about Max so I’ll have to save it for later.  The three of them went on a bit of a crazy animal-attacking spree when we moved to our ranch, and after a bunch of different things didn’t work, we found a home for Tank.  He is very happy at his “new” home, and for a couple of years now, Max and Cage have been content to eat dog food.  But.  A couple of months ago Max found a baby pygmy goat sleeping in a food trough and he ate it.  Horrible, I know.  I was so disgusted.  But it was  in a food trough, after all, and hey, anyone can make an honest mistake.  Now it’s spring, and we’re having baby goats it seems like every other day around here.  So last week, Jeremy walked up on Max eating TWO baby goats.  He couldn’t even be satisfied with ONE, he had to take BOTH of them.  The were twins, and their mom’s first babies ever.  She bawled for days, and I was so disgusted with Max.  Again.  We don’t let the dogs just roam around, they stay in a very decent sized back yard, but we let them out when we are outside.  Today the girls were swinging on the swings (which I was originally going to post about – I’ll have to do that one later) and I let the dogs out.  Cage was hanging around by the swing set and I told Alison, “We have to keep an eye on Max, because I’m afraid he’ll find a way into the goat pen again.”  Not a minute later, I do another quick scan and there he is, dragging a goat out of the pen.  I don’t even know how he’s getting IN there.  But this time he picked a month-old goat and it wasn’t as easy to kill. I screamed at him the whole time as I ran over there, but he just didn’t even register that I was there until I was beating him over the head, trying to get him to let go of the goat.  The poor thing, it was in shock and couldn’t stand up.  I hate animal abusers and would never have thought myself capable, but I admit I kicked Max in his rear because he was still standing there, looking like he was about to grab the goat again.  He ran off with his tail between his legs.  Cage had been watching this from a distance and ran over to me, and I completely confused him by screaming at him, too.  So then he ran off, but just to the road, where he sat watching me.  I picked up the little tiny goat and cradled her in my arms.  She was all wet and had a small amount of blood where Max had sunk his teeth into her back.  Jeremy says she’s paralyzed and probably won’t make it.  And no matter how much I have loved Max all these years, I can’t have him here anymore.  It kills me and breaks my heart (again), but we’re going to find him a home.  Because he really is a great dog, as long as there aren’t any goats around.

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Kids

Open House

Last night was “Open House” at Alison’s school.  There’s been a sign up about it for two weeks, but as soon as I leave the school, apparently, the information is gone like the wind and I have no recollection of needing to write something on the calendar.  So yesterday morning I wrote it on my hand, and fortunately I DID remember to take Alison at the appointed time.  Just she and I went, and we had loads of fun making butterflies and lei’s, playing in the sandbox, kicking the soccer ball around (she’s REALLY GOOD!) and your general playground silliness.  

As we were playing in the cool pirate ship outside, I caught sight of superhero’s sister’s red hair and said nonchalantly, “Hey, is that superhero?”.  She ran (I mean RAN) toward him and then stopped short about 10 feet away.  He was showing his dad around, see, and she didn’t want to interrupt.  We played parallel with them for awhile, and before too long, he said, “Alison!” (in the way she likes) “Can I play with you?” which is just what she was waiting for.  So Alison, superhero, superhero’s sister, and another little boy played soccer.  It was seriously the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.  I had them all gather ’round the goal to take a picture.
                               
Um, do those look like preschoolers to you?  ‘Cause they look a lot older to me.  Especially when superhero’s got his arm around my little girl’s shoulder.  Shall we take a closer look?
                                
Yep, clearly an arm around her shoulder.  I guess I lied earlier, because that is about the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!

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Kids

Her Superhero

Alison: I played with G. at school today.

Me: Yea?  Is he your new friend?

Alison:  Sort of.  When I get there he used to say, ‘Alison!’ but then he stopped.  So then maybe he wasn’t my friend.

Me: But you played together today?

Alison: Mm-hmm.  Now he’s my best friend.  I want to marry him.

Me: Really?  So soon?

Alison: Yes.  Maybe tomorrow he’ll say “Alison!” when I get there.

and later, talking to Daddy:

Daddy: So I hear you have a new best friend.

Alison: Yes.  I’m going to marry him.

Daddy: You’ll want to be pretty picky about who you marry.

Alison: I do want to marry him.  He’s my best friend, and he’s my superhero.